Seriously Jet Lagged

Oh yes, I've been terribly derelict in reporting all the weirdness evoked by my two-week visit to the USA...and the weirdness evoked by eating too much turkey. And then returning with 400 other overstuffed US visitors out of DFW through O'Hare to Schiphol. I'm surprised the planes even got off the ground.

Full report IS on the way--say, by about Wednesday, Dec. 3

Including evidence of America's recent rediscovery of the Joy of Pregnancy.