Awfulgood.com = Carter's blog

don't-ask-don't-tell is greek to me

2010-03-11T02:39:17Z

Soldiers fraternizing with fellow soldiers is this new situation...if we ignore the last 2500 years. Even so, something still doesn't feel right about the US' current military affair. When in desperate need of Arabic translators, why would you then dump...

it's called logic, y'all

2010-03-07T01:36:38Z

Ann Coulter and Pat Robertson call certain other people godless. Well, we'd best have a look at that. Now, by any accepted definition of the Big Guy, if He exists for anyone, He exists for everyone. So if there's even...

stalker

2010-03-06T00:08:13Z

And no bean stalker, Jack. We're talking one genuine inbox-clogging, whatever-happened-to-our-relationship-that-never-was, drive-by-your-house-calling-from-cell-phone, pouting-cause-you-don't-gave-a-damn, how-come-you-can't-open-up-to-me case. The whole entire creep show. Now, theory is, most such cases sooner or later revert to Human Being Mode. If so, no particular harm done....

not to go all Hopi on you

2010-02-25T02:11:39Z

For the record, we recite the résumé of sad, crazy little Sarah, who... hides/shows off her sweaty palm as a third-grader's pretend-teleprompter. uses her solemn oath to serve Alaska, sworn on a bible, as toilet paper. trowels on make-up as...

pseudo-semitic semi-semantic antics

2010-02-23T04:14:42Z

Now, according to this airlines gotta say they're at the "Persian Gulf" when they approach Iran. No more "Arabian Gulf" or other such, though seems to me the water washes up on both countries the same. From now on, Cancun's...

handwriting's handwriting's on the wall

2010-02-17T01:16:24Z

Dear Whomever, Here's betting that yellow sticky note's real important—birthday, overdue bill, some lady's phone number—but this morning I couldn't read it. No matter I wrote it by my own hand. It won't read. And not just by me. My...

this is where you can e-mail to Carter

2010-02-14T03:00:00Z

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so who really authors this?

2010-02-14T02:00:00Z

Me, Carter Furay. What—you don't believe me?...

and Carter Furay?

2010-02-14T01:00:00Z

Your host. Whose life story can bear no great detailing. But just to get you started: not to go all Mormon database on you, but there's my ancestry to deal with: Grand Isle papa from families Furay and (probably) Raboteau,...

Awfulgood is...?

2010-02-14T00:00:00Z

Welcome O curious one, This whole blog site you're staring down, Awfulgood.com, is the Second Coming of a site from days of internet yore, you know, back when refreshing the screen meant dropping a buffalo nickel in the monitor...

welcome to awfulgood.com

2010-02-13T02:48:44Z

Well so, late this afternoon, after days and weeks of my pounding this poor keyboard til I had to tape half the consonants back on, and scraping the mouse thing around til it wore a damn hole, all the while...