And no bean stalker, Jack. We're talking one genuine inbox-clogging, whatever-happened-to-our-relationship-that-never-was, drive-by-your-house-calling-from-cell-phone, pouting-cause-you-don't-gave-a-damn, how-come-you-can't-open-up-to-me case. The whole entire creep show.

Now, theory is, most such cases sooner or later revert to Human Being Mode. If so, no particular harm done. If not, course there's always the sheriff. And I'm guessing Sherrif'd probably give a damn...