Well so, late this afternoon, after days and weeks of my pounding this poor keyboard til I had to tape half the consonants back on, and scraping the mouse thing around til it wore a damn hole, all the while blessing and cursing by turns the I'm guessing real nice but for sure accident-prone programmers at Movable Type, I heard this kachug kachug kaCHUG bwaaaAAAAAAAA sound coming out of my PC, and then from behind my monitors come a flood of grayish weapons-grade smoke, pouring in a layer out across my whole desk and down off the edges like off some hippy's porch with the front door left open—and when I dared open my eyes, damn if this blog didn't just pop up and stab my eyes out, just like you see it here. Yeah.

Worst part is, now the deed is done, and there's no help for it, no hope of turning back. We're all in. Awfulgood.com lives.

Sorry.